And Now For Something Completely Different

I found these the other day while surfing the net. At first, I thought that they were real. I began searching the net to find out more about them. Then after closely examining the package, I found that they were a parody:
I was wondering about the hairy leg look on the hairy touch, but at first just thought it was a new fad. Someone did a lot of work to make the Hairy Touch hosiery parody. Kudos to that person, you fooled me.